I don’t know how that girl didn’t spontaneously combust under Peter’s gaze.
I did.
And like a phoenix from the ashes, I arose to come back for more.
This time I’m wearing flame-retardant panties.
Imagine how jel Mary would be if she brought this back to Downton Abbey.
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Benedict Cumberbatch at VH1’s Big Morning Buzz Live, May 2, 2012. [x]
That is inappropiate touching IMO. Very unprofessional.
(via cumberbatchattack)
Look at her trying not to look at him. LOOK! GODDAMMIT, LOOK!
Epic. Pretending to be distracted by…by…by…hell, I don’t know, what could possibly distract you from BC? The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? Second Coming of Jesus? Free Cabury’s Creme Eggs?
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Sherlock Holmes. Deleting legs since 2009.
still one of my favorite gif sets *w*
221B Baker Floor.
As I was looking at this my cat (of course I have a cat!) jumped up on the desk and went skidding across the keyboard and fell off the other side. Perfect empathy for falling over Sherlock - and people think cats don’t care.
(via cumberseedybatch)
Mycroft calls John out for a secret emergency, something he wishes to get taken care of with some discretion.
The story of traffic cone. Look, there’s more: #traffic cone tag.
hahaha!! this is awesome!!
I wasn’t expecting that :D
Hahaha, Mycroft is such a tool.
iwaspromisedteaandcakeordeath:
The Bakerstreet Boys
Ginger, Baby, Posh, Sporty, Scary.
Yep, that’s where my mind went.
They’re boy band. Totally are.
This needs serious attention on the part of the BBC. Now. Make recordings.
LOLING SO HARD! especially sporty, I can’t even.
Reblogging for that^^^ GINGER, BABY, POSH, SPORTY, SCARY
omg.
So who’s the lead singer?
I’m kinda scared of how accurate that is.
‘pecially Sporty and Baby. :’D
As long as you consult me
Show me the meaning of being jammy
Quit playing games with my umbrella
Shape of my football ball
I want it that way
The law of averages dictates that in a boyband of five, one always turns out to be gay. I just have NO IDEA which one it’s going to be. Although I imagine AS will be the first one to attempt to go solo and end up on a crack bender with a Gallagher.
(via cumberqueen)
“Hi, it’s Benedict, your imaginery boyfriend. I’ve forgotten my imaginery key to the imaginery flat we share. Sorry, darling! Sometimes it’s difficult to remember imaginery things! Can you imaginery buzz me in? Quickly! Before you wake up…”
(via cumberseedybatch)
Benedict not touching volunteers
Sometimes even charity work doesn’t get you touched. Epic fail, girls, epic fail.
He looks to be drinking red wine in the fourth one. During an interview…pisshead. I don’t drink when I’m working, unless it’s Friday or ‘gin’ day.
Benedict Cumberbatch and his magical ability to conjure drinks out of nowhere…
It’s part of his contract with Satan.
How else do you think he keeps himself so young-looking??
(via cumberseedybatch)
Look at the glare his skin gives off. He blinds people with his flesh.
Aww, isn’t Benedict adorable? Look at his ruffled hair!
(via cumberseedybatch)
remember that time he fondled an arm rest.
stop that
I remember it well.
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Benedict Cumberbatch and Lydia Hearst from Marie Claire December 2010
I didn’t realize that was Lydia.
*Sherlock voice* I should do my research.
I really want him to have fun (fuck around a little) and find himself an awesome chick, even if it isn’t me ;)
In case you don’t know, he’s been linked with her lately.
But I can’t bring myself to like her.
Even just as a fuck buddy (which is ALL fine).
I just can’t.
Don’t worry, she’s just my cover story until Benny and I decide to go public. I’m just not sure I’m ready for the attention and flaming bags of dog poo that will inevitably be left on my doorstep.
Besides Benny swore off the fairer-haired sex after some incident with Martin Freehands and a personalised text alert noise that he still refuses to discuss.
